Welcome to the first edition of "Mommy, that Cobra is a MEANIE!"
This is my first review, so I want to make something clear: I'm not here to be nice. I'm not even here to be curteous. If I don't like a webcomic, I'll let you know in the most explicit way possible on these boards. With that, what a great example to start with!
I'll say it right now: Gene Catlow sucks. It has an unoriginal concept and the art and writing makes me wonder whether clicking on the next comic is worth it. Anyway, let's break it down now.
Art
The creator draws the characters as if they were in a Saturday morning cartoon, which is the style of most other furry comics. The art style is highly reminiscent of Chuck Jones, but nowhere near as good. The Chuck Jones style is used in Looney Tunes for a reason: the characters' rubbery faces and bodies can be stretched, twisted and changed into any number of forms so kids can easily identify the emotions being presented and also to allow comedic exagerration. This is ideal for times when characters are getting brutally maimed and humiliated in a comedic manner, not in a preachy morality play. How can I take this comic seriously when the characters look like they'd rather be hitting eachother with hammers or falling off cliffs?
The character's rubbery faces make for some bizarre situations. Whenever a character is angry or flabbergasted (and that happens a lot, sometimes for no reason at all), their faces stretch to proportions that go beyond anguish to just being rediculous. The other face I see a lot is the pouty face, which REALLY makes me want to barf, and there's someting like one in every panel. The height and proportions of the characters also fluctuates sometimes. There are even times when characters' heads turn 180 degrees around, which is just creepy.
Another note: While the furries look passable in this comic, the humans don't look... human. Seriously, there are only two human head shapes in this comic: trapezoidal (like a bucket) and squishy (like Igor or the blob). Human proportions are also wonky, and they have those oh-my-God-kill-me-now pouty faces.
The art doesn't change throughout the comic. At all.
Story
The world is populated by both humans and furries (it's never explained exactly how) and, of course, there are tensions between them. This tension, of course leads to distrust, hate crimes, etc.
It's incredibly obvious that this comic is a thinly-veiled metaphor about how people in the real world view furries. In real life furries aren't discriminated against because it's a hobby, and once someone leavs his fursuit, they look just like every other person (albeit they probably have hairy backs and bad teeth, but I haven't met one so I can't say for sure). In this comic, furries are a seperate race from humans, and there's actual hate crimes and controversy, more reminiscent of the Civil Rights movement in the 60's.
My big problem isn't the concept (which I don't really like anyway), but how it's all presented. It's pretty much everyone's either a bigot or a saint, with everyone saying that the other side is evil/inferior while the other says they are all equal (which they're not, being different animals and all). It gets really old and predictable as to what everyone's going to say. The 'furrism' is incredibly blatant and preachy. I'd much rather see some more SUBTLE implications of this discrimination, as many period pieces on the civil rights movement have done, than everyone just yelling their thoughts to everyone else.
I also have a big problem with the concept in general. Why are cats, rabbits, eagles, lizards, and all sorts of anthropomorphs called furries while hairless apes are not? In the end, aren't they all just animals? Unless the point is that humans are the white guys of the animal kingdom...
Characters
The characters are incredibly annoying. They look ugly, have annoying and inexplicable personality quirks, and talk like they're on a different wavelength from me. Seriously, they talk a LOT, but about subjects that I have no idea what they are and I don't really care. This is a good example of the impression that I got. They get angry and/or flabbergasted for no reason, and look VERY HAPPY or VERY SAD the rest of the time.
The main character is Cotton Taylor, not Gene Catlow. He is an annoying, bull-headed hot-tempered tech worker who drinks coffee that gives him psychic abilities and makes him even more of an ass. Great, just the guy I want to read about.
The rest of the characters are either SUPER NICE or eternally grumpy. There's hardly any inbetween.
Plot
But here's the stuff that irks me most. Things happen that are so bizarre and rediculous and WRONG that I feel like I killed someone in a past life to deserve this. Cotton gets psychic powers from coffee, instantly gets branded as a hoax, goes nuts and attacks government agents, plays stupid mind games with the mayor and saves a foreign furry dignitary (who has psychic abilities as well) from a plot to kill her led by SUPER EVIL HUMAN! Oh yeah, and everyone's nude when they're in psychic visions, even though inanimate objects stick around. After the rescue, Cotton and the dignitary have a date in a seperate time stream. I didn't buy it either, and it doesn't get better. It's one of those comics that got stupider as I read it.
At first I thought I was just predisposed against this kind of stuff, that it may get better when OH MY GOD THIS COMIC SUCKS!
I still went on, though, and I finally decided to give up when a troublemaking kid decided to kill himself by squeezing his brain tumor for no fathomable reason. I just couldn't take it anymore.
Another fun bad
The archive doesn't link to the comic, but GIFs of the comic, so navigation requires going back and forth between the archives and the comics. Worse, the archive stops in the middle of '03, but it wasn't that much of a problem for me.
In General
So this comic sucks. It's ugly, overly preachy and it insults my intelligence and dignity. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
This is Cobra, saying, "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful; hate me because I'm right." |