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of Blank Space Comics by Chris Anzalone, Brett Farmer, Kevin Anzalone


Sounds more like the author's mind. Ooh, zing!

This is a series of stories about midgets drawn like Garfield (only worse) that have zero personality, are involved in the unfunniest of jokes and the worst sense of reader involvement ever.

I started reading the Carl Story and stopped halfway through. It was extremely terrible. I don't have to elaborate. Just read the first page and repeat.

So I jumped to the latest storyarc, The Scent of Static, which are a series of one-shot jokes. Oh, Jared Fogel dies. Funny and topical. Hey, random violence. Oh, and boobies. Please.

Trying yet again, I started reading Road To Somewhere. Deep. Idiotic. Boring.

See, this is a comic in which the author rambles things on the front page like "I would love to see if the complete uptightness of government would finally relax by changing what they wear. After all, ability is based in the mind, not on the skin, right? How about Rumsfeld walking into the oval office one morning wearing sweatpants and sporting a huge boner." Don't waste my time with this dreck.

If the author is going to put zero effort into making a quality comic, then why should I put any into writing a review? I COULD BE HAVING FUN RIGHT NOW! END!
Review by Cobra Thu May 05 2005 07:18 AM

Visitor Reviews & Comments

Ok Shitty Mcshittles Also known as COBRA. How the hell can you say That Perry Bible fellowship crap is the one of those laugh out loud, and then put Blankspacecomics as "Deep.Idotic.Boring." This left me perplexed. But then I found out the reason,You dont understand the jokes which makes me sad. See here at Blank Space we use Joke that make you think, as well as the fine comedic elements of Violence and Boobs. WHO DOESN'T LOVE BOOBS. Plus I ont see your comic anywhere....do you have one....Probably not. There is more talent in this comic By its Current Writer Kevin who took the place for Brett Farmer, carrying on the torch quite well might I add, Than most the people in the Web Comic world. And Chris Anzalone as for him, His illistrations are fantastic, it makes me hapy that people like him are sticking away from the crapy art of manga. You must not be able tp pay attention to the actual realness of the artwork and the humor of the story line. So in Regards to you Review Mr. Cobra, Bite my arse you little shtt before I pull out a can of WHOOP ASS OVER THE F'n INTERNET YOU STUPID HUMORLESS MOTHER....Good day

Former Writer/Co-creator and still Long time Blank Space Comics Fan
Brett "The Man" Farmer

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[Editor's Note: We apologize for the language of the above review, but as it was apparently submitted by one of the strip's creators, we felt it offered unique insight into the creative talent behind Blank Space Comics. -- Furilus Pitch]
Review by Brett Fri Sep 23 2005 11:47 AM

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